ASSOCIATION

NEWSLETTER

 

 

Arkansas District & City Court Clerks Association

August, 2005

 

 

 

 

A Greeting from the President,

 

Hello everyone,

 

          Welcome to the annual Chief District & City Court Clerk’s certification program. The Certification Committee has worked hard to put together a program that will not only help you as a Chief Court Clerk, but also as an administrator in your office. From the looks of things, Kay has again lined up some very good speakers for this session. Minnie Lenox is speaking at the 2:00 p. m. session, and for all of you who have not heard her speak, she is a very inspiring and knowledgeable speaker. I hope you all have the opportunity to stay for her session.

 

          Last month the Certification Committee met to plan the sessions for the upcoming 2006 programs. I want to thank all of them for their hard work putting together some programs that I think will be beneficial and interesting for all of us. It is very hard to design these programs to meet the needs of all the Court Clerks. But this group has worked very hard to try and meet those needs and give you something helpful to take away from each of the meetings you attend. So, thanks again, to the committee members for your hard work in designing our programs.

 

          I ask that our seasoned Clerks to be sure and get around greeting any new Chief Clerks we may have attending this session. And if I can be of help to anyone, please feel free to call me anytime if you don’t get a chance to talk to me at the meetings.

 

          Once again, welcome to all and I hope you have a great time!

 

Dena Ross

President ARDCCCA

 

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From Your Editors Desk!

I regret that I will not be able to join you all at this meeting, but it is for Chief Clerks only. This will be the first meeting I have missed in over 4 years. I shall miss you all. Hope you enjoy it and learn a lot, I always do. If anyone tapes these sessions, I would sure like a copy of them.

 

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Clerk  Spotlight

 

Nicole Schichtl has been a deputy clerk for Faulkner County since January 2001. She started as part time file clerk, moved to part time deputy clerk in 2002 and became a full time clerk in November 2005. Nicole is married to Matt and they have 3 children, Caleb 18, Lindsey 14, and Dylan 10.

 

Cherry Wolf is deputy clerk for Saline County in Benton and has been since January 1, 2000. She is married to Larry and they have 3 children, Melissa 34, Rebecca 32, and Laura 29. Hope you had a great birthday last May, and have a wonderful anniversary in October.

 

Lori Nivens is a deputy clerk in the 4th District Court of Hempstead. Lori is married to Steven and they have a 4 year old named Justin. I hope you also had a happy birthday last May, 12th.

 

Kelly Dougan is also a deputy clerk from Hempstead, and has been since 2003. Before becoming a clerk she worked in the Assessors Office. (Real Estate). She is married to Dennis and they have 3 children, Mike 13, Dalton 6, and Abbey 2. Happy Birthday on October 30th.

 

Melanie Arendt-Dubose has been deputy clerk in Pulaski County since March 22, 2004. She was a domestic violence offender program class facilitator for the Pulaski County Prosecuting Attorney’s Office as a Victim/Witness Coordinator with victims of domestic violence and sexual assault. She is a single mom with 3 very ACTIVE boys, Zach 14, Aaron 12, and Trevor 2. If they aren’t at a church function they are out at the ballpark or some other sporting activity. Melanie is returning to school at UALR this summer and fall full time to finish her Bachelor’s degree in Criminal Justice and Psychology. She plans to attend full time to get the degree by summer of 2006. She says she has a full time job, is a full time student, and most importantly a full time MOM. May your birthday, on October 15th be full of surprises.

 

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THANK YOU’S FROM THE HEART!

 

I find myself once again in the very enviable position of thanking all of you for your very generous gift. I couldn’t believe my eyes, and at my favorite store!! How incredibly thoughtful you are and how loved and blessed you make me feel. This quote from Theocritus in 250 B. C. sums it up, “Precious are all things that come from friends.” With sincere gratitude and warmest wishes;                                                                                                                  Kay Palmer

 

Thank you so much for my spa gift certificate to the Arlington. I will use it in September while at the judges meeting. I can think of no other group that has treated me with kindness other than you ladies. I enjoy working with you very much. Thank you again.                                 Irene Cross

 

I thank you for the beautiful plaque that you have given me. You will never know how much the honor of District Court Clerk of the Year means to me. I was caught completely off guard and words failed me. The nomination alone was enough to make me realize how much my deputy’s respect and care for me. Thank you again.                                             Sherri Rateliff

 

Thank you so much for allowing Arkansas Safety Council to give a few “Happy’s” to the Clerks. Hope that you will ask us to attend the next one. I enjoyed all the meetings that I sat in on. You did a great job as President! Thanks again.                                                                        Judy Stubbs

 

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THESE ARE CUTE

 

Computer Tech support...

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?

Customer: A white one...

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Customer: Hi, this is Celine, I can’t get my diskette out.

Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?

Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.

Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.

Customer: No . . . wait a minute. . . I hadn't inserted it yet, it's still on my desk. Sorry.

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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?

Customer: Hello. I can't print.

Helpdesk: Would you click on Start for me and. . . .

Customer: Listen, pal, don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates! ! !

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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says "Can't find printer." I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he

can't find it

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Helpdesk: What’s on your monitor now ma’am?

Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

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Helpdesk: And now hit F8.

Customer: It’s not working.

Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?

Customer: I hit the F-key eight times, as you told me, but nothing’s happening.

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SATISFACTION

 

Q. Who is more satisfied, a man with a million   

     dollars, or a man with six children?

A.     The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more.

 

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one.                                                          Mark Twain

 

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Ponder This:

 

There are no two moments when the fire is ever the same and yet it remains at the same fireplace. There is no moment when the heart stops beating and yet it remains calm in the chest till death. Respect the fire and take good care of that heart.

 

Each of us must be committed to maintaining the reputation of each of us. It only takes one lie to taint your entire testimony in a court of law. Honesty is a vital part of having a good reputation. Accuracy builds credibility.

 

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

 

Why on earth would you want to touch someone “with a 10 foot pole?”

 

An alarm clock wakes us up by going off when it comes on.

 

How would you like to meet someone who is said to be a “spring chicken?”

 

Don’t sneeze when your barber is cutting your hair.

 

You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

 

The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandpa’s lap.

 

If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.

 

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“Cash, check or charge? I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

 

“So, do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked.

“No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.”

 

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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?’ “Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”

 

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ALZHEIMER’S  EYE  TEST

 

Count every “F” in the following text:

 

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS…

 

How many?  3?

 

Wrong, there are 6 – no joke.

Read it again!

 

The reasoning behind is further down.

 

The brain cannot process “OF”.

 

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!

 

Anyone who counts all 6 “F’s” on the first go is a genius.

Three is normal, four is quite rare.

 

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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A man’s perspective)

 

I know I’m not going to understand women. I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by root, and still be afraid of a spider.

 

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True or False

 

Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?

1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.

3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.

4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.

5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!

6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.

7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.

9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

11. The average housefly lives for one month.

12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

14.The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.

16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.

18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.

19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie."

20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.

21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.

23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.

25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.

26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

Answers below...

They are all TRUE....Now go back and think about #16!!

 

 

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PARTINGSHOTS

Good friends are hard to find,

Harder to leave,

And impossible to forget.

 

The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose,

 but mosquitoes and sand gnats come close.